World Famous In San Francisco

Hello Dear Readers,

We are sad to say that unless more go up, this is the last installment in the unintentionally hilarious Oprah Billboard series but that's not what we're here to talk about.

We're here to talk about Shameless In San Francisco. This is a feature where you put us on your guest list and we'll review your show. It's as simple as that. If we can't make it we'll send our friend Dominic. So send us an e-mail or post a comment inviting us to your show, if we can make it and you put us on the guest list, we'll review your band and take lots of photos. Not a bad deal.

Why would you want WFISF to review your band? I don't know, who reads this blog anyway. I'll tell you who reads it:

1. Our Friends, some people actually like us! We love you. Your band stinks!

2. Bands who google their own name in hopes that someone has written about them, then when they see we've made fun of them for selling underwear or something completely ridiculous like threatening to rent the mexican party bus to round up a group of hecklers they get mad at us! We don't advertise, nobody has written about WFISF so you people who read this website are people who google your own band names and you are totally being called out right now. If you're going to google your band name in hopes that someone has written about you, you are a legitimate target for being made fun of. There's no such thing as bad publicity.

3. And last but not least, people who work at Fuzz.com. These people get paid to google the bands that they are promoting. HI! We're glad you read our blog. Good luck with your internet venture. Your site often freezes our browser and we hope you work out the bugs.

O.K. so anyway. Put us on your guestlist and we'll review your show.