World Famous In San Francisco

He is mean, drunk and completely predictable. It doesn't matter how nice, genuine and willing-to-forgive you are - he'll unleash his pain, frustration and confusion on you in any social situation (outside of the Marc by Marc Jacobs store) by attempting to humiliate you. His play-dough filled brain will keep interest in this activity for countless years, just like my late senile grandfather's daily interest in Flintstones reruns. I'd call him a bitter queen but I don't wanna disrespect any bitter queens who read this blog. I'd feel bad about this passive-aggressive post if I hadn't given him plenty of hugs and chances to redeem himself. He's a walking (probably biking) total-bummer and not in an ironic 90s kind of way, in a real-life-2008-wake-up-it's-your-cell-phone-alarm-clock kind of way.