World Famous In San Francisco

I thought Sylvia VS. Alisha were gonna blog about this, but given that neither of them could squeeze into this photo, I can see why they didn't post it. Both of those girls lost this one! Rumor has it, Chris Crocker attended this LA Halloween party with James St. James.

That's former Passionistas drummer Jessica Gaston on the right and Patrik Sandberg from Cobain In a Coma right in front looking like a greasy Ninja Turtle who stole his mom's lipstick. That's totally how a Ninja Turtle would apply make up too! I mean how could a Ninja Turtle grab a little lipstick tube with those bulky snappers. They'd totally rub it all around their mouth just like Patrik did. Good job Patrik!

I'm just kidding around Patrik. Your Oscar the Grouch costume is adorable!

World Famous In San Francisco is not the only place you can hear shit talking about the Bay Area music scene. Shock jox Patrik and Liza from West Add Radio's Cobain In a Coma have been shit talking for WAY longer than WFISF. Here is a sample of some recent conversation:



Patrik: Don't you have a band that you hate, and want to talk shit about?

Liza: Oh yeah, well, I don't think they're worth mentioning.

Patrik: I love egging on band feuds.

Liza: You guys. That band, Little Teeth, suck okay? Like, some guy emailed me about setting a show up, and he sent me a link to this band Little Teeth. And I thought, why does this sound familure? So I clicked on it...

Patrik: It's Andy (Tisdall)'s  band

Liza: ...it's like the worst part of when that girl from the Cranberries does that freak out thing with her throat.

Patrik: I love when she does that freak out thing with her throat.

Liza: It's really, really bad. It's so fucked. IT'S SO FUCKED.

Patrik: I like Little Teeth because Dannie (Murrie) reminds me of Alanis Morissette. (laughs)

Liza: These are the bands in San Francisco I hate: In the number one slot, Clipd Beaks, Little Teeth... What's with all these beaks and teeth and little things?

Patrik: It's pathetic. They probably all shop at Little Otsu and buy little pieces of paper.

Acquaintance Patrik Sandberg of West Add radio's most listened-to radio show and blog, Cobain In a Coma, believes he is in Rhythm Nation- when he is in fact not.

Last Halloween Patrik sat in my apartment dissatisfied with his ramshackle straight-guy costume. I thought he looked okay in regular jeans; and the Nascar T was fun. Really it was. But nonetheless Patrik looked sad. Way sad. Now, I don't remember how it happend, but I suggested my Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation cap. We put the hat on his head, some black and white clothing AND ta-da! Rhythm Nation backup dancer!

But what started off as a cute Halloween costume has now turned into an every-other day outfit. Go to his party on Saturday. He'll probably be wearing my hat. Snatch it off that redhead and return it to me emkay thnx. I hope it doesn't smell like Chochella. It belongs on one of my teddy bears.


Dethrone the queen Saturday @ Thee Parkside plz MK thnx.