2008/02/20

Somebody stop this guy


He is mean, drunk and completely predictable. It doesn't matter how nice, genuine and willing-to-forgive you are - he'll unleash his pain, frustration and confusion on you in any social situation (outside of the Marc by Marc Jacobs store) by attempting to humiliate you. His play-dough filled brain will keep interest in this activity for countless years, just like my late senile grandfather's daily interest in Flintstones reruns. I'd call him a bitter queen but I don't wanna disrespect any bitter queens who read this blog. I'd feel bad about this passive-aggressive post if I hadn't given him plenty of hugs and chances to redeem himself. He's a walking (probably biking) total-bummer and not in an ironic 90s kind of way, in a real-life-2008-wake-up-it's-your-cell-phone-alarm-clock kind of way.

5 comments:

DEAD EYE said...

this is what i hoped WFISF was going to be ALL THE TIME! even if i ended up on it, belittled and bullied by uncle tom, or. . elton tom. whatever, he's a cracker!
keep up the good work, Myles!

Elton Tom (this could be you!!! send us some dirt, good tips and stuff.) said...

Myles, why do you care? He looks like he's poor. Poor people have enough problems.

AaronMayfieldSunshine said...

No, he's not poor. He works at the MbMJ store, so he has benefits, cash, clothes, the whole package.

DEAD EYE said...

EWWWWW, coz i live in KY, i had the time to look at his myspace and, EWWWWW. if i wasn't the new me, i'd totally rag on his music likes and the fact that his friends seem to hate him, too. but the new me sees the old me in him somehow. . . it's a golden moment.

ohnochriso said...

Skeleton t-shirt = automatic FAIL.