2007/04/28

Local bands we like! Local bands we don't like!


O.K. the following bands we LOVE. You all make life worth living in the bay area. Thanks! Don't slack off or we'll let you know about it.

Fuckwolf
Crime and Punishment
Mon Cousin Belge
Apache
Hard Place
Jenny Hoyton's Paradise Island
Curls
Passionistas
Malcolm Hamilton
The Judy Experience
La Flange du Mal
Vaticans
Time Flys
Connie Fucking Francis

O.K. here's some bands we don't like and why. Please don't take it personally. Some things just aren't everyone's cup of tea.

Society of Rockets (ugh, not only do they sing out of tune, play horns out of tune and bore us to tears, they play for wayyy toooo looooongggggg!)

Honeycut (we don't know what to say, we love Bart solo, kind of like a bad Jamiroquai!)

Excuses for Skipping (not to be confused with Kind Of Like Spitting) - there's some potential here, the drummer rules, but being an all dyke band isn't enough. Stop doing the Madonna cover now please and go practice some more.

Sugar and Gold - almost didn't type this, everybody loves them. We don't. We liked Dura Delinquent and we loved Connection. We'll check out the recordings because we want to like them. Live, the drum programming turned us off, the energy was low.

Pop Levi (l.a.) - could a band be anymore pretentious and boring? NOT to be confused with the lovely Pop Noir.

Harold Ray Live in Concert - at first we thought they were a wedding band, we were right. It might work if the lead singer was sexy but he's just eh.


O.K. that's all for now. We're going to lie on the couch for awhile.

4 comments:

Bubeau said...

Harold Ray singer is totally sexxy.

Also: evil.

Elton Tom (this could be you!!! send us some dirt, good tips and stuff.) said...

This blog is totally tongue in cheek, the fact is there's a million girls who'd sleep with Jason Morgan. We're good friends with every band critiqued on the "don't like" list. It's a total gag. xoxo,

xoxo, World Famous in SF

ohnochriso said...

Dudes, learn how to do some hyperlinx or something. You can has a HTML.

Bubeau said...

No, i agree, they are a pretty good wedding band, but i disagree that j-mo is unsexxy.

Have you looked into his eyes? Satan lives in there.